"So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into to this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"

And in that moment, I swear the Hulk was less of a giant rage monster, and more of a giant green protector keeping Bruce safe.

Finished the transcription.
Reference picture by Robert Ingpen.

Watercolour and HB pencil.

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon. —

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

So first I burn my arm on a hot glue gun and it’s barely healed after three weeks. And now I catch my arm on a soldering iron holder so I have three parallel blisters about halfway down the edge of my forearm.

So apparently you’re supposed to heat brioche rolls?? I have been eating them wrong for years.





"I’m such a fool I can’t be free!”

This actually hurts. Because at this point in the movie that’s exactly how Elsa sees herself. As a villain.

I’ve been waiting for this

How interesting



i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him

all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that


Sometimes you just want to shout, “Halle-freakin’-lujah!” but are too damn tired.
I’m knackered for no reason and work just phoned to say I don’t have to come in this weekend.
My first free weekend with no obligations since November. God I don’t know what to do with it.


Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝ Zuhair Murad Bridal Fall 2014-15

It is 3:30am and I have to get up at 6. Why am I still awake?


Harry disappears from the wizarding world for a little while after the fall of Voldemort and only like Ron Hermione and Ginny know where he’s gone

but he’s traveling. he considered backpacking Europe, but then he realized he’d had enough of camping for at least twenty years, so…







This is why I left retail

I work at Pollo Loco and we have 4 different quesadillas at the moment and there’s always that one stupid person who says they want a quesadilla. I ask which one, we have different ones and they always respond with the one with cheese and chicken. Like, well no shit.

A customer asked what wines we have and I pointed them out as they’re listed with all the other drinks, they call me over five minutes later and ask to look at a wine list.

gif battle | vs. tommarvalo
round one • bruised & battered

This is taking forever (partially because I keep coming back to tumblr and because I’m also watching The Hobbit but you know.)

Dammit I can’t find my kindle :/ I have a feeling I may have left it on a bus but I don’t know when :/